So when my four-year-old beckons with a bed she's prepared for me on the couch, I accept, gratefully.
And when she tucks me in and rubs my head till I fall asleep, I bless her devoutly.
So when I awake and find that the little louse lulled me to sleep only to carry out evil designs, I am shocked!
I am also shocked that several people came in, saw me, and took pictures of me in my degraded state. Shocked. Did you get that? Scandalized.
How she managed to get an eye patch around my head and a revolver in my hand is utterly beyond me. It's a sad, sad, day when a tired mommy can't get a little rest without waking up a pirate.
Naughty!
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